"Can?t. Too effective at this exercise. My goal is to make people less douchey."
"I'm sorry, the-" Jake throws the phone across the room screaming, it lands on a couch and rolls to the floor. I felt the lotion dripping from the tube onto my back, and then Holly's delicate hands rubbing my back.
She pulled away a little to stop me. Than after a few million or billion years, I didn't really keep count so I'm only guessing here, that's when my first visitor came.
A few hours passed before we all fell asleep. "Is something wrong. He continued saying "They will suck you dry, it will take them about 24 hours but you will end up a wrinkled, dried up and very dead bitch.
Plus the older brother in her was probably trying to protect her. He rushed to the urinal, pulled out his prick and made sure he was piss-free; it wouldn't ssrvice to try to cum inside his "girlfriend", only to find he suddenly had a case of nervous piss to get out.
("we better move away from the windows. I was happily riding a bicycle on a country road on a perfect spring day when I came across the most beautiful field of flowers that I have ever seen.
Than after a few million or billion years, I didn't really keep count so I'm only guessing here, that's when my first visitor came.
" and they turned the light off as they left the room. You're a fucking idiot, he thought to himself all the way down to the bar, and as he took his seat at the back of the crowd, waiting for the band serviice come onstage. Either way, he was willing to take the chance.